It’s November again, and you know what that means—time to fall into a pile of puns! I can’t help but love this month. It’s got crisp air, cozy vibes, and endless opportunities for wordplay that’ll leave you laughing or groaning (probably both).

Funny November puns and jokes

November brings crisp days and the perfect excuse to feast on puns. Here are 50 funny November puns and jokes to keep things light and cozy.

  1. I’m so ‘fall’-ing for November.
  2. No-vember? Yes-vember!
  3. Call me a turkey because I’m feeling stuffed already.
  4. November leaves me breathless.
  5. I told November to leaf me alone, but it’s too clingy.
  6. Don’t be such a gobble-mouth this Thanksgiving.
  7. I can’t be-leaf it’s already November.
  8. November weather? It’s crisp-tacular.
  9. What do you call November rain? Mist-haps.
  10. Pumpkin-spice up your November jokes.
  11. November’s my jam, especially cranberry.
  12. I ‘yam’ what I ‘yam’ in November.
  13. November stole a pizza my heart.
  14. Stop wine-ing and enjoy November.
  15. November mood: totally gravy.
  16. I’m totally corn-fused by these fall colors.
  17. Don’t worry, November will pas-ta quicker than you think.
  18. Oops… I’ve butter-ed my roll again.
  19. November? It’s unbe-leaf-able.
  20. I have a November crush on sweater weather.
  21. This month’s a-maize-ing.
  22. Does November know it’s so ‘stovetacular’?
  23. Don’t be tur-key about my November love.
  24. November’s stuffing us with happiness.
  25. Pie love you, November.
  26. November? A roll-call for baked goods.
  27. November is soup-er.
  28. Time to squash those November doubts.
  29. November’s got me hoarding pumpkin pie.
  30. I’m totally baked for November goodies.
  31. November’s changing the leaves and the mood.
  32. The turkey’s here, let’s roast our way through.
  33. November’s gobbling up my calendar.
  34. Drumsticks are my November go-to weapon.
  35. I’m berry thankful for November treats.
  36. November knows how to butter me up.
  37. Fall-ing for mashed potatoes again!
  38. Hey pumpkin, you spice up my November.
  39. This November, let’s feast-mode ourselves silly.
  40. I’m grateful for full plates and fuller hearts.
  41. November tur-keyed my mood clean.
  42. Leaves are dropping like my self-control this month.
  43. November makes sweater paws mandatory.
  44. Thanksgiving? More like Thanks-living!
  45. I loaf November like fresh bread from the oven.
  46. November nailed cozy season to perfection.
  47. Let’s taco ‘bout the feast of fall.
  48. I cran’t believe it’s pie season already.
  49. November’s a butter zone!
  50. I’m grape-ful for a wine-derful November.

November pun one-liners

  1. I’m falling for November—it leaves me breathless.
  2. November stole a pizza my heart with its Thanksgiving pies.
  3. I’m so stuffed with turkey, I’m officially a gobble-gangster.
  4. Why did November break up with October? It knew December was snow joke.
  5. My November calendar is too cool—it’s got all the chill vibes.
  6. Thanksgiving leftovers always egg-spect me to finish them.
  7. November always gives me pumpkin to talk about.
  8. I’m not over-gourd-ing it when I say November is gourd-geous.
  9. My turkey jokes always quack everyone up in November.
  10. Why don’t turkeys do CrossFit? They’re afraid of gobble squats.
  11. I’m on cloud wine until Christmas, thanks to November nights.
  12. November knows how to turnip the autumn feels.
  13. Let’s give thanks for stretchy pants every November.
  14. November has my heart—un-be-leaf-ably so!
  15. November puns are a-maize-ing, don’t you agrain?
  16. I yam what I yam, especially in November.
  17. Don’t kale my vibe this November—it’s soup season.
  18. I woodn’t leaf November if I didn’t have to.
  19. November is so corny—it’s a-maize-ing!
  20. I’m feeling berry thankful this November.
  21. I pie harder than anyone when Thanksgiving arrives.
  22. These one-liners are faster than a pilgrim’s Plymouth.
  23. I’ve got cranberry sauce in my veins—November made me do it.
  24. My November jokes are butter than ever.
  25. November taught me that flannels are plaid-erally perfect.
  26. Leaf it to November to keep life crisp and cool.
  27. I’m just here for the rolls—and the puns, obviously.
  28. November always gives me pumpkin to smile about.
  29. I loaf Thanksgiving; it’s just how I roll.
  30. Why are turkeys so humble? They’ve got lots to be thankful for.
  31. My November playlist? Full of un-be-leaf-able hits.
  32. I haven’t met a pumpkin spice latte I didn’t like yet this November.
  33. Gravy is the glue holding my Thanksgiving together.
  34. November makes my life un-brr-lievably perfect.
  35. What’s a turkey’s favorite game? Fowl-ball, obviously.
  36. I mustache you a question; is “No-Shave November” a blessing or a curse?
  37. November has the a-peel-ing vibe of fall wrapped in one month.
  38. What does a turkey bring to a potluck? Its thyme!
  39. Don’t get your feathers in a pluck this November—it’s all gravy.
  40. I’m autumn-atically excited for every November meal.
  41. This month’s tea is hot, but the iced-floor weather is cooler.
  42. November Trek: Pilgrims boldly go where no feast has gone before.
  43. My favorite side dish? Pun-king pie, without a doubt.
  44. November nighttime is perfect for s’more puns.
  45. A November apple-pie-calypse sounds quite delicious.
  46. November has officially squash-ed my work ethic.
  47. I don’t carrot all for November haters—they’re nutty.
  48. What do you call a November pie? A crust above the rest.
  49. I hope you find these puns pheasant-ly amusing!
  50. November might leaf soon, but these puns will stay fresh.

Thanksgiving November puns

Thanksgiving brings food, family, and the chance to gobble up all the puns. Here’s a list of 50 Thanksgiving-themed puns to spice up your November humor.

  1. I’m all about that baste.
  2. Don’t stop be-leafing in pumpkin pie.
  3. Gobble ’til you wobble.
  4. Stop, drop, and pass the rolls.
  5. Pie love you berry much.
  6. Let’s talk turkey—it’s the gravy-est conversation.
  7. Get stuffed, it’s Thanksgiving!
  8. Feast your eyes on this delicious spread.
  9. Turkey trot is just my running gravy.
  10. This is stuffing of legend.
  11. Fowl play? Must be turkey season.
  12. Let’s cranberry the hatchet and give thanks.
  13. Turkey’s got no beef, only thighs.
  14. I yam what I yam, pass the sweet potatoes.
  15. You’re my feast friend forever.
  16. Always thankful, never crusty—unless it’s pie.
  17. That turkey has some sassy breast humor.
  18. I’m here to raise the cranberry sauce game.
  19. Butter late than never—I brought biscuits.
  20. Pilgrim and thanks, this food is amazing.
  21. It’s thyme to season this meal just right.
  22. The turkey says, “Quit being a neck-romancer!”
  23. This pie’s worth shell-ebrating.
  24. Stop winging it, plan the turkey dinner right.
  25. I’m all gravy, baby.
  26. The rolls rise to the occasion every time.
  27. Squash goals: eating everything.
  28. Lettuce be thankful for stuffing.
  29. Thanksgiving: a-maize-ing every time.
  30. Pass the peas, it’s the least you can do.
  31. You’re acorn-y kind of person!
  32. This meal leaves me eggscited for leftovers.
  33. Turk-ing together as a family brings joy.
  34. This dinner? Poultry in motion.
  35. Potatoes are spudtacular tonight.
  36. Feast mode activated.
  37. Don’t kale my Thanksgiving vibe.
  38. Mashed potatoes are smashing!
  39. Let’s give pumpkin to talk about.
  40. Thanksgiving is a-breast with gratitude.
  41. Green bean casserole has bean amazing today.
  42. I’m gravy-ful for leftovers tomorrow.
  43. Butter me up, it’s almost dessert time.
  44. Forks up, it’s feast o’clock!
  45. This turkey really takes the cake—or pie.
  46. Cornbread? More like cornbest!
  47. Everyone gather—olive us are thankful today.
  48. Let’s not brie dramatic; there’s plenty more cheese!
  49. Ham it up—it’s Thanksgiving spirit time.
  50. I’ll never dessert this pumpkin pie!

November puns for kids

Kids love a good laugh, especially when the jokes are playful and easy to understand. November, with its fall vibes and Thanksgiving festivities, is the perfect time to share some giggle-worthy puns.

Here’s a list of kid-friendly November wordplay to brighten their day.

  1. Why did the turkey go to school? To work on its drumsticks!
  2. How did the leaves apologize? They said, “I’m falling for you!”
  3. What’s the scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries!
  4. What do turkeys watch on TV? Fowl Play!
  5. Why did the pie go to the gym? To get a crust!
  6. What’s autumn’s favorite game? Hide and leaf!
  7. Why do trees hate tests? They get stumped!
  8. Why don’t turkeys like jokes? They’re afraid they’ll be roasted!
  9. What’s a math teacher’s favorite Thanksgiving dish? Pumpkin pi!
  10. Why did the pumpkin become a philosopher? To squash life’s questions!
  11. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
  12. How do leaves get to school? On autumn mobiles!
  13. Why do pumpkins sit on porches? They don’t have the guts to run around.
  14. What’s a turkey’s favorite dance? The waddle!
  15. Why did the cranberry turn red? It saw the turkey dressing!
  16. How do trees make new friends? They branch out!
  17. Why don’t skeletons eat turkey? They don’t have the stomach for it!
  18. What’s a bird’s favorite band? The Cranberries!
  19. Why was the leaf always tired? It was out on a limb.
  20. What is a tree’s favorite subject? Geography, it has a lot of roots!
  21. How do pumpkins flirt? They use pick-up vines!
  22. What kind of face does a pilgrim make when he’s scared? A pumpkin’s face!
  23. Why do apples avoid arguments? They don’t want to get in a jam.
  24. What’s small, round, and giggles in the oven? A wild blueberry!
  25. Why can’t turkeys play Hide and Seek? They always say, “Gobble, gobble!”
  26. What’s the best thing about autumn jokes? They’re a-maize-ing!
  27. How did the sweet potato propose? With a marshmallow ring.
  28. What’s a corn’s favorite holiday? Thanks-giving!
  29. How do you win a fall race? By staying a-head of lettuce!
  30. Why did the apple stop running? It ran out of juice!
  31. What do you call a turkey magician? A Gobble-dini!
  32. Why do turkeys never get hot? They have fans everywhere!
  33. What’s a tree’s least favorite month? Sept-Timber!
  34. Why are pumpkins bad reporters? They can’t keep things in-gourd-er!
  35. How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
  36. What do leaves order on hot days? Iced tea-leaves!
  37. What’s a turkey’s favorite sport? Squash-ing!
  38. Why are autumn leaves terrible musicians? They always blow their notes!
  39. What’s the best side dish for puns? Corn-y jokes!
  40. How do you know the turkey is full? It’s stuffed!
  41. Why was the apple so happy? It found its core group.
  42. Why was the pilgrim so good at telling jokes? Because it had good timing.
  43. What’s the turkey’s favorite type of weather? Fowl weather!
  44. Why are feathers popular in autumn? They’re un-be-leaf-able.
  45. Why did the scarecrow become famous? It was outstanding in its field.
  46. What’s a pumpkin’s favorite treat? Pumpkin spice everything!
  47. How do you organize a good leaf pile party? You rake it up!
  48. What kind of songs do pilgrims sing? Plymouth Rock ballads.
  49. What do you call rain on Thanksgiving? Fowl weather!
  50. Why did the turkey join a band? It had the drumsticks!

November puns for Instagram captions

November’s icy embrace, vibrant leaves, and Thanksgiving feasts bring a perfect chance to sprinkle humor into your Instagram captions.

Here’s a list of 50 punchy puns guaranteed to keep your followers entertained.

  1. “Sweater weather’s my current moody vibe.”
  2. “November rain? More like my hair’s worst enemy.”
  3. “I’m just here for the pie charts and pumpkin graphs.”
  4. “November: where I fall for carbs every single day.”
  5. “Feast mode activated—no turkey can stop me now.”
  6. “November: the season of PSL (Pie, Stuffing, Leftovers).”
  7. “I’m gourd to be this fabulous in a fall scarf.”
  8. “Leaves are falling, and my patience with people is too.”
  9. “Apple cider paired with my ‘spicy’ November attitude.”
  10. “Stuffing myself silly and calling it self-care.”
  11. “Leaf me alone, I’m busy crunching through autumn vibes.”
  12. “The way I carve pumpkins reflects how I handle stress.”
  13. “Baste in the glory of my November food coma.”
  14. “Zero chill but full of pumpkin-filled thrills.”
  15. “I’m nuts for November—literally eating pecan pie daily.”
  16. “Bringing sass to every cider-sipping selfie this month.”
  17. “Turkey trot? More like turkey floppy walk for me.”
  18. “Sweet November: where my latte matches my sweater mood.”
  19. “Let that pie crust love me the way I love mashed potatoes.”
  20. “November frost is cooler than my ex, hands down.”
  21. “Pumpkin-everything just hits different when it’s cold outside.”
  22. “Dough you think pumpkin pies count as balanced meals yet?”
  23. “Leggings + oversized sweaters = my official November uniform.”
  24. “Burning cinnamon candles like it’s a personality trait.”
  25. “Caution: slippery leaf piles may cause un-Instagrammable falls.”
  26. “I yam what I yam—sweet and completely stuffed.”
  27. “I find my inner peace while staring into Thanksgiving gravy.”
  28. “November—a 30-day conga line to holiday gluttony.”
  29. “Fall leaves falling fast, just like my pre-holiday savings.”
  30. “Thanksgiving’s a marathon but I’m sprinting straight to desserts.”
  31. “November snacks: where everything’s twice-buttered and fried.”
  32. “Leaf it to November to make clutter look photogenic.”
  33. “Literally chasing my dreams (aka leaves) on brisk morning jogs.”
  34. “Corny as it sounds, November steals my heart every year.”
  35. “Fall’s my season, and stuffing’s my reason for this level of hype.”
  36. “The wind stole my beanie again, don’t judge my bad hair day.”
  37. “November skies pale in comparison to my pie-baking skills.”
  38. “Caramel apples are chewy, but I chew with purpose and pride.”
  39. “Cozy socks, hot cocoa, and ignoring texts since 2005.”
  40. “Turtlenecks hiding all November’s terrible food decisions.”
  41. “Thankful I’m not counting calories during pie season.”
  42. “Falling leaves remind me that I’m also flaky yet charming.”
  43. “November breeze translates to crazy holiday shopping sprees.”
  44. “Thanksgiving: where life’s gravy in every sense of the word.”
  45. “Working out a turkey-to-treadmill ratio that’s totally hypothetical.”
  46. “Warm blankets, colder drinks, and dreams of holiday bling.”
  47. “November’s all about boots so big they double as storage.”
  48. “They say turkey’s tryptophan makes you sleepy—I call it peace.”
  49. “I’m simply stuffing my November with love and lots of carbs.”
  50. “November’s resolution? More naps, less nonsense—simple math.”

Conclusion

November isn’t just about falling leaves and turkey comas—it’s a prime time to flex those pun muscles and sprinkle some humor into the season. Whether you’re cracking up over Thanksgiving wordplay or dropping pun-tastic Instagram captions, there’s no better way to embrace the cozy chaos of this month.

So grab your pumpkin spice latte, wrap yourself in a sweater that screams “fall vibes,” and let those November puns fly. After all, life’s too short not to laugh at a good turkey joke or two.