Wednesdays can feel like the forgotten middle child of the week. It’s not as hated as Monday or as loved as Friday—it just kind of exists. But why let it be boring when we can spice things up with some puns?

I’ve always thought Wednesday deserves a little more attention, and what better way to honor it than with wordplay? Whether you’re trying to survive the midweek slump or just want to annoy your friends with clever jokes, Wednesday puns are here to save the day.

Funny Wednesday puns and jokes

Wednesdays often feel stuck between an exciting start and an anticipated end, but adding humor can spice things up. Here’s a list of puns and jokes to lighten up your midweek.

  1. “On Wednesdays, we wear pun-kin spice attitudes.”
  2. “It’s Wednesday, I’m over Hump Day already!”
  3. “I call Wednesdays the ‘why are we still here’ day.”
  4. “Leaf it to Wednesday to feel extra sluggish.”
  5. “I’m wed to Wednesdays, like it or not.”
  6. “Wednesday is where weak meets strong halfway.”
  7. “I can’t hold back; it’s wine-down Wednesday!”
  8. “Wednesday is the guac to my midweek taco.”
  9. “Wednesday? More like ‘whenday’ will the weekend arrive!”
  10. “This Wednesday’s got me stuck in neutral.”
  11. “Making big plans on a Wednesday? It’s risk Wed-ucation!”
  12. “Wednesday’s motto: Keep calm and halfway on.”
  13. “I tried to write a joke about Wednesdays, but I was too week.”
  14. “Wednesday’s a good day to ketchup on life’s little things.”
  15. “I’m powering through Wednesday with a latte effort.”
  16. “It’s Wednesday, time to get your camel on!”
  17. “Feeling like the filling in a week sandwich this Wednesday.”
  18. “Wednesday is like a midweek ad break nobody asked for.”
  19. “How do trees feel on Wednesday? Re-leafed it’s halfway over.”
  20. “Wednesday is the flossing of days. Everybody skips it.”
  21. “If Monday’s bad, Wednesday’s just its evil twin.”
  22. “I donut understand people who don’t celebrate midweek treats!”
  23. “Wednesday brain is Monday-lite with extra procrastination.”
  24. “Coworker: How’s your Wednesday? Me: Repeat after me, it’s fine.”
  25. “I’m halfway through yelling about this week already, Happy Hump Day!”
  26. “Life gave me lemons; I saved them for this citrus-y Wednesday pun.”
  27. “I’m the wed-nerd who actually loves the midweek struggle.”
  28. “Wednesdays are why alarm clocks invented snooze buttons.”
  29. “What do Wednesdays bring? Mid-terms and mid-life crises.”
  30. “Rain or shine, Wednesday’s my middle-ground forecast.”
  31. “Pizza should be mandatory every Wednesday. Case closed.”
  32. “It’s Wednesday—time for my spirit to hit cruise control.”
  33. “They call me the midweek poet, breaking rhymes on a Wednesday high note.”
  34. “Wednesday’s survival mantra: Coffee now, cry later.”
  35. “Nothing screams Hump Day like a stressed out office camel.”
  36. “This Wednesday, my pre-weekend plans involve tacos and Netflix.”
  37. “Happy Wednes-yay or Wednes-nay, depending on caffeine levels.”
  38. “Wednesday? More like ‘Wednever’ when I look at the clock!”
  39. “Even carrot sticks need a ranch break midweek, Happy Wednesday!”
  40. “Wednesday feels like the wifi bars—barely going the distance.”
  41. “Wednesday’s my budget-free excuse for online window shopping.”
  42. “Halfway into catastrophes and I still call this Wednesday progress!”
  43. “Wednesday’s sign that I’ve halfway mastered ignoring emails.”
  44. “Look out, it’s camels and caffeine-fueled puns on a midweek rampage!”
  45. “Wednesday’s got me like, ‘Friday on layaway.’”
  46. “Midweek motivation: Survive today for future pizza nights.”
  47. “My snacks and sarcasm are keeping this Wednesday together.”
  48. “Send Wednesday flowers; it always goes unnoticed.”
  49. “On Wednesdays, I trust camels more than clocks.”

Wednesday pun one-liners

  1. “It’s Wine-down Wednesday—grape expectations ahead!”
  2. “Wednesdays are eggs-actly what I knead to stay cracking.”
  3. “Witness the fitness of midweek madness—Wednesday’s got abs-olutely no chill!”
  4. “I’m knot sure why Wednesdays always tie me up in work!”
  5. “Wednesdays just taco ’bout getting through the rest of the week.”
  6. “Wednesday is just a pre-fry-day for chicken nugget lovers.”
  7. “Midweek moos call for udder-ly outrageous cow jokes.”
  8. “I don’t carrot all if it’s only Wednesday—veggies wait for no one!”
  9. “Wednesday doesn’t have time for a rest; it’s on a ROLL!”
  10. “Let’s shell-ebrate the humpiest day with oyster puns!”
  11. “It’s Wednesday—don’t kale my vibe!”
  12. “Here’s hoping Wednesday lettuce leaf our troubles behind.”
  13. “Wednesday makes me feel grate—cheddar or not you agree!”
  14. “It’s guac o’clock all day if cheese Wednesday’s vibe.”
  15. “Wednesday is bow-tiful for pasta lovers everywhere.”
  16. “I donut glaze over the fact that it’s just Wednesday.”
  17. “Wednesday feels like toast without the jam.”
  18. “Come hump or higher water, Wednesday’s my climb-date.”
  19. “Wednesday’s bringing smooth operator vibes—no turbulence here!”
  20. “Wednesday slays the day, one pun at a time.”
  21. “If coffee ran the world, Wednesday would percolate perfectly.”
  22. “I’m just coasting through this roller coaster day of Wednesday.”
  23. “Don’t dessert the idea of midweek treats on Wednesday.”
  24. “Hump day or slump day? Either way, it’s midweek mischief time!”
  25. “Wednesday is like that sock you find without its mate—mismatched but essential.”
  26. “Beans or not, I spill all on Wednesday mornings.”
  27. “Wednes-DIY ideas: Make it pun-believable!”
  28. “Sew what? Wednesday stitches my week back together!”
  29. “I’m completely hooked on Wednesday’s fishing vibes.”
  30. “Eye of the tiger? Nah, Wednesday’s vibe is all purr-sonality.”
  31. “Wednesday, weak tea won’t do—we need strong brews to get through!”
  32. “Wednesdays are the brie-lliant pause before the chaos of Friday.”
  33. “The scale of my mood shifts depends on Wednesday’s weigh-in.”
  34. “I alway shell out turtle puns to keep Wednesday’s pace slow.”
  35. “Wednesday’s vibes are as crispy as fresh chips.”
  36. “It’s midweek—don’t go bacon my heart!”
  37. “No mis-steak: Wednesdays grill my patience to perfection.”
  38. “A latte love for a coffee-charged Wednesday morning!”
  39. “I’m udderly moo-ved by how quirky Wednesdays can be.”
  40. “When life gives you lemons midweek, pour some sparkling Wednesday humor.”
  41. “Wednesday’s tides are high but doable—don’t krill my vibe!”
  42. “Midweek’s buzz is as sweet as honeycomb jokes.”
  43. “Wednesday makes time for RUFF-lections—paw-sitive vibes only!”
  44. “You donut know how much I loaf Wednesday laughs.”
  45. “Feline Wednesday’s style? Cattitude takes over midweek!”
  46. “I’m just winging Wednesday—it’s why we need buffalo puns.”
  47. “Here’s a toast to carving out midweek time for myself.”
  48. “Wednesday meals are nacho typical snacks—they’re loaded!”
  49. “Midweek walks? Wednesday makes me paws and enjoy them!”
  50. “Wednesday raises the steaks in the grand Bun-day countdown.”

Wednesday puns for work

Let’s face it: work can feel like a midweek mountain when Wednesday rolls in. Why not liven up the office or those Zoom meetings with some puns? These workplace-focused Wednesday jokes can turn even the dullest spreadsheets into a reason to smile.

  1. “Guess what day’s perfect for meating deadlines? Whens-deadlines-day!”
  2. “Midweek reports? I’m crushing it on Crush-day!”
  3. “Let’s spell it out—Wed-nes-slay those meetings today.”
  4. “It’s Work-it Wednesday, so grind like nobody’s business.”
  5. “Midweek and mid-manager vibes—totally Wednesday-worthy.”
  6. “Status reports? More like Wednesday wins!”
  7. “Donut forget—it’s Hump Day snack o’clock.”
  8. “I’m filing midweek chaos under ‘Wed-nes-slay duties.’”
  9. “Who needs coffee? I’m fueled by Wednesday puns!”
  10. “Midweek memes are the unsung work champions.”
  11. “We’re halfway there—call it the Wednesday Timeshare.”
  12. “Let’s put the ‘Why not?’ in Wed-nes-day brainstorming.”
  13. “Productivity’s peak just screamed, ’It’s Hump Day glory.’”
  14. “Need teamwork? Let’s ride the Whens-day wave.”
  15. “Pitch meeting? Let’s Wednesday-tastic this!”
  16. “Boss walked in; I said, ‘Hump-ing along nicely, boss!'”
  17. “Plan it today, slay it Thursday!”
  18. “Midweek spreadsheets—Excel at Wed-nesday humor!”
  19. “It’s deadline Hump Day. Time for a ‘Mid-We Did It’ party!”
  20. “Work-weary on Wednesday? Inject coffee and puns stat!”
  21. “Meeting marathon today, but Wed-run it like pros.”
  22. “Office karaoke? Let’s sing ‘Humpin’ Around.’”
  23. “Hump Day vibes turning into corporate thrives.”
  24. “Midweek cheer: Power hour of office coffee.”
  25. “This printer’s mood matches my Hump Day spirit.”
  26. “Let’s jam—it’s Whens-play day!”
  27. “Brainstorming starts—a Hump Day tradition.”
  28. “I heard the bad news; it’s Wed-nes-diabolical.”
  29. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Wednes-day.”
  30. “The coffee line’s longer than a Wednesday meeting.”
  31. “Wed-nes-slay the Q2 goals one pun at a time.”
  32. “First meeting over; ready for a Hump Day siesta.”
  33. “Midweek chaos requires a pun-tastic escape.”
  34. “Caught yawning? Make it a Wed-nes-whale of fun.”
  35. “Pop quiz: What’s midweek and fabulous? The hump joke.”
  36. “Thunderstorms of emails? It’s a typical Hump Day herald.”
  37. “Cubicles never spark as much Wed-nergy as today!”
  38. “Today’s encouragement playlist: 100% Hump jams.”
  39. “A joke a day, even work ones, keeps slump vibes away.”
  40. “Someone called the IT guy. I said, ‘Classic midweek tech drama.’”
  41. “Four meetings on the calendar? Just a Whens-day warmup.”
  42. “Chasing those deadlines like it’s a Wed-sprinted marathon.”
  43. “A work event on Hump Day? We’ll just Wed-applaud anyway.”
  44. “Earnings report today means double the Wednesday stress.”
  45. “Need that end-of-day motivation. Double espresso required.”
  46. “Wednesday mornings feel like extended déjà vu.”
  47. “I’m stapling my happiness for surviving midweek chaos!”
  48. “Calendars don’t lie but sure get wordy about Wednesdays.”
  49. “The breakroom has snacks—a Hump Day miracle!”
  50. “Made it past morning meetings. Midday Wed-fantastic achieved.”

Wednesday puns for kids

  1. Why did Wednesday bring a ladder? To reach the high point of the week!
  2. What’s Wednesday’s favorite class? Mid-week math!
  3. Why didn’t Wednesday like jokes? It got the mid-week blues!
  4. Why does Wednesday love music? It’s all about that mid-week harmony!
  5. What’s Wednesday’s favorite drink? Ice “tea-sday”!
  6. What do you call Wednesday at the zoo? A hump day safari!
  7. Why was Wednesday friends with the weekend? Because it’s all downhill together!
  8. What’s Wednesday’s favorite snack? Mid-week munchies!
  9. Why doesn’t Wednesday argue? It’s all about keeping the peace!
  10. What’s Wednesday’s nickname? The Mid-Week Master!
  11. Why did Wednesday take a nap? It was tired from Tuesday’s workout!
  12. What’s Wednesday’s favorite dessert? Sundae prep!
  13. How does Wednesday stay cool? It chills in the mid-week breeze!
  14. What do books say on Wednesday? “We’re spine-ready for the weekend!”
  15. Why is Wednesday always on time? It doesn’t want to miss the midpoint!
  16. What’s a cat’s favorite day? Whisk-er Wednesday!
  17. Why did Wednesday visit outer space? To see if aliens celebrate midweeks!
  18. What’s Wednesday’s favorite shoe? Mid-week moccasins!
  19. Why was Wednesday excited? It was closer to the weekend dance party!
  20. Why do computers love Wednesdays? Because they’re bug-free by midweek!
  21. What’s Wednesday’s favorite board game? Hopper Day!
  22. How does Wednesday cheer up? It eats “hump-things” fun!
  23. Why does Wednesday carry a map? To find its way to the weekend!
  24. What’s Wednesday’s favorite farm animal? The Wednesday-sheep!
  25. Why did Wednesday wear sunglasses? It has a bright future ahead!
  26. What’s a dog’s favorite day? Woof-it Wednesday!
  27. Why does Wednesday play sports? To stay ahead in the mid-week league!
  28. Why did Wednesday visit the bakery? Muffin-but-good vibes midweek!
  29. What’s Wednesday’s favorite flower? Mid-week daisies!
  30. Why’s Wednesday good at jigsaw puzzles? It pieces the week together!
  31. What’s Wednesday’s favorite weather? Hump-day sunshine!
  32. Why do painters love Wednesdays? They brush through midweek blues!
  33. How does Wednesday end the day? With a hump-notes playlist!
  34. Why did Wednesday laugh? It heard Friday was near!
  35. Why is Wednesday like a superhero? It saves kids from boring midweeks!
  36. What’s Wednesday’s favorite fruit? Mid-week melon!
  37. Why was Wednesday proud? It carries the week forward!
  38. What do pirates call Wednesday? “Arrrrr-day”!
  39. Why did Wednesday go to school? To pass the midterm vibes!
  40. What’s a bird’s favorite day? Wed-nes-tweet!
  41. Why did Wednesday love jokes? It’s a natural comic!
  42. Why’s Wednesday the boss? It leads the pack toward the weekend!
  43. What does Wednesday love singing? “Mid-week melodies!”
  44. What’s Wednesday’s favorite meal? Mid-week bites!
  45. Why is Wednesday friends with everyone? It connects the week!
  46. What’s a baker’s favorite day? Hump-dough Wednesday!
  47. Why does Wednesday smile so much? It’s over the mid-week hump!
  48. What’s Wednesday’s favorite candy? Mid-week gummies!
  49. Why’s Wednesday full of energy? It drinks hump-day juice!
  50. What did Wednesday say to Friday? “See you in two days!”

Conclusion

Wednesdays don’t have to be the bland oatmeal of the week. With a sprinkle of puns and a dash of humor, they can become the guacamole to your taco—unexpectedly delightful. Whether you’re cracking jokes at work or entertaining the kids, there’s no shortage of ways to make this midweek moment shine.

So let’s stop treating Wednesdays like the forgotten middle child and give them the love they deserve. After all, a little wordplay never hurt anybody… unless you count groaning coworkers. But hey, that’s half the fun, isn’t it?